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My entire net worth is technically positive, but only because my broker hasn't noticed I've been exclusively trading on borrowed time and a credit card from 2017. That's what they call leveraged regard šŸ’€
You net SOLD deep itm options for as cheap as possible (0.01/30.00) and it moved in the buyer's favor so they executed on you. Not sure what you THOUGHT you were doing but it almost certainly wasn't what you actually were doing. šŸ˜‚ Oh wsb don't you ever change...
PYPL's revenue growth and net income has been very minor compared to 2021, which is why it has been dead money for the past 3 years. However, I do hope this new chatgpt partnership does get them more revenue. I hope we don't have to wait until earnings to see this increase.
Opened a put credit spread late, was moving in my favor. Sold futes as a hedge when SPX started to level off. SPX sells off. Net loss was $80.
This sub should have a net worth limit
Price action today just screams manipulation, pinning it right to a net 0.0% then Ving Just fucking 0DTEs, weeklies, shaking people out both ways
$3k per contract. $30 strike difference. Forced to buy at 320 and sell at 290. So a loss of $675k, less whatever net premium he collected when he opened the position
Man, on the plus side, your loss on this one trade is about the same as my net worth, so you've got that going for ya.
MSTRs annual dividend obligations are higher than their cash on hand. Remember, in the last Q they "reported operaging 3.9B income" and 2.9B net income. All of that operating income is the valuation increase of their holdings so they had 1B outflow. Remember Saylor only has the premium paid as available cash, so a cool way to say "we had to pay out 1B from what investors gave us to other investors we owe". Again they will have to pay out more cash then they have, his BTC yield is just an accounting gimmick, it doesnt give him cash. Only cash he can get is selling more stock, either diluting MSTR or increasing dividend obligations on preferred strikes. Like how in the actual fuck is the market still tolerating this game?
I’m ab to full send like 30% of my net worth lol
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