got my handle on ai dot com... got a fraud alert though

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Imagine having cigs for breakfast, drinking a bottle of wine at lunch, cheating on your wife, BEFORE getting rich. This has been my ted talk in euro GDP/micro economics. Follow for more

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All you idiots saying "MSFT calls" I hope you idiots realize you're about to get wiped. MSFT is going to go red tomorrow and I hope you read this and get that through your thick re*tard skull. Enjoy losing the money you put in for absolutely no reason, investing in a failing garbage company. Why don't you do better research, and invest in better companies rather than looking on Reddit on what to invest in. Enjoy the loss tomorrow.

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thinkin of reupping in the mornin tho feels like a lot of hype towards earnings

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being a HIMS bagholder gave me ED and baldness

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Buying SPY calls at open seems to be a profitable strategy

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If you ever lose a bunch of money in the markets or you’re like “man I’m obsessing over these charts too much”, or you’re waiting for open when you know your position is going to crash at the bell, and you’re feeling bad about that: Remember that somewhere out there is the absolute dumbest fucking human in existence and they’re currently panicking because they’re about to lose their rent money on a Robinhood event contract bet that it would reach 85 degrees Fahrenheit in Los Angeles before 10am

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This sell-off in software stocks is either a buying opportunity or it's not ☝️🤓

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In an alternate universe, our society is ruled by people who aren't a bunch of freaks And my stock portfolio is green YTD But alas 😔

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Give me a yolo, I will probably put in 50k

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