The option gods make me play the wrong moves for a reason, I'm sure.

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She's a 10, but her butthole squeaks when she walks

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Never been scared of a man in my life but some these bitches have me looking over my shoulder frfr

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I don't think you guys understand how difficult trading stocks was prior to around 2007. This was just not something that ordinary people did; it was done by financial pros in New York and Chicago or you were getting stocks as compensation from your employer. Brokerage fees were high, and long distance calling was expensive too. Internet trading platforms weren't really a thing yet, and if they were they still had high fees. If you were buying and selling shares as a regular joe in the 90's you were autistic as fuck. Just some food for thought before you blame your parents for not being gazillionaires because they didn't S&P and chill throughout the 80's and 90's (which is also a relatively new concept, back in the day people didn't know if shit was going to collapse and never recover again like it did in Japan for decades).

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#you all are my beautiful babies and I will hold you to my bosom and nurture you and care for you. Unless you are a poor then eww no you’re on your own buhbye

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The awkward moment when a woman is like 🥰: Baby please be delicate with me. I'm like a flower 🌼 🌸 😌 ✨️ But then you find out #SHE'S ONE CRAZY ASS BITCH. HOT DAMN, YOU SCARING ME!! 🔥 😳🤯

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All the spaces in e m a i l, means it is 805,000% legit!

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Bro wrote a manifesto to justify CVNA calls.

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Their app is such a piece of shit it's absurd really

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I held from a ath purchase, by our cfa at the time, till today, I should have went 1M @ 4$ that was no balls

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