Alright you degenerates, give me a far out of the money play I can do tomorrow. 

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This kid just deleted all his comments about some fucking CC he sold because I asked him how far out and what the delta was. LOL WHAT A FUCKING RETARD. little kid afraid i'm gonna steal his 1 CC trade somehow ? bro please go learn about that shit before you get all paranoid on WSB . it's sad.

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Sometimes. I do other stuff too. Mostly just focus on misspriced spreads. Normally I have to do a bunch of gay research and make volatility surfaces and shit… but this stock is just a gold mine of stupidly priced derivatives.

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yes but after a few more 20-1 splits.

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It’s wild to me there are snapchat bulls. I haven’t thought of them as a viable investment in 5 years at the very least.

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He took a long break to contemplate his trading strategy... Obviously he wasn't losing money fast enough

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Then they entered a refractory period

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when did snap chat become such a shit company, oh wait.

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I'm not joking when i say switching to an iPhone from Pixel felt like a downgrade

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First the came for the metals, but I didn’t care because I was not a metals bol Then they came for the crypto but I didn’t care because I was not a degenerate retard Then they came for the Mag 7 and there was no1 left to help me 

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