On employment: Trump 🥭: A 10% global tariff could add 2.8 million jobs. Economists 🧐: Tariffs are more like to cause layoffs. What really happened 🤓: Jobs have averaged 39K/month recently. Jerome Powell believes the jobs numbers are overstated by 60/K month. So we've been losing 21K jobs/month

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k ill bite, bear bitch ill buy puts tomorrow right at open.

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The real Reddit OGs remember the thread "How would you get a small cylinder unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?"

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k

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We exist only to service them. Tech bros don't care how much the lower K drowns.

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Fortune puts out distorted sensational trash. Anyone telling you AI is causing layoffs, we're about to have a crash as a result is spreading lies and nonsense. >https://fortune.com/2025/12/09/forever-layoffs-job-security-k-shaped-economy-white-collar-recession-challenger-glassdoor/ u/QuirkyPool9962 >You mean like the JOLTS data that was cited in the article? No. I was referring to jobless claims data which is very high quality. JOLTS is based on surveys. However even JOLTS data shows mega low layoffs and discharges BELOW pre-Covid levels. https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/fredgraph.png?g=1OP2i&height=490

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Cool idea tbh. If this kills like 10 percent of the “trust me bro” MS paint PnL posts I am 100 percent in. Only concern is privacy and brokerage API stuff so as long as that part is airtight this could actually be sick for verifying real degens vs storytellers.

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Really weird how people keep saying AI has nothing to do with jobs rn https://fortune.com/2025/12/09/forever-layoffs-job-security-k-shaped-economy-white-collar-recession-challenger-glassdoor/

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Shut up, Vanker J/k we already had China real estate scare. It's an internal problem.

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i fucking love K

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