Some implied moves for earnings next week - 67 companies reporting - up OR down degenrates [$JPM](https://x.com/search?q=%24JPM&src=cashtag_click) 5.1% [$ASML](https://x.com/search?q=%24ASML&src=cashtag_click) 8.1% [$TSM](https://x.com/search?q=%24TSM&src=cashtag_click) 6.8% [$GS](https://x.com/search?q=%24GS&src=cashtag_click) 5.6% [$C](https://x.com/search?q=%24C&src=cashtag_click) 5.5% [$BAC](https://x.com/search?q=%24BAC&src=cashtag_click) 5.2% [$WFC](https://x.com/search?q=%24WFC&src=cashtag_click) 5.3% [$JNJ](https://x.com/search?q=%24JNJ&src=cashtag_click) 3.3% [$MS](https://x.com/search?q=%24MS&src=cashtag_click) 5.2% [$ABT](https://x.com/search?q=%24ABT&src=cashtag_click) 4.7% [$UAL](https://x.com/search?q=%24UAL&src=cashtag_click) 8.7% [$AXP](https://x.com/search?q=%24AXP&src=cashtag_click) 5.5% [$JBHT](https://x.com/search?q=%24JBHT&src=cashtag_click) 6.8% [$SCHW](https://x.com/search?q=%24SCHW&src=cashtag_click) 5.8% [$INFY](https://x.com/search?q=%24INFY&src=cashtag_click) 7.8% [$MAN](https://x.com/search?q=%24MAN&src=cashtag_click) 14.0% [$IBKR](https://x.com/search?q=%24IBKR&src=cashtag_click) 6.4% [$CSX](https://x.com/search?q=%24CSX&src=cashtag_click) 2.7% [$SLB](https://x.com/search?q=%24SLB&src=cashtag_click) 5.7% [$ALLY](https://x.com/search?q=%24ALLY&src=cashtag_click) 8.3% [$DPZ](https://x.com/search?q=%24DPZ&src=cashtag_click) 6.9% [$BLK](https://x.com/search?q=%24BLK&src=cashtag_click) 4.3%

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> Help me figure out how to use MS Paint to put MS13 in Gothic Script font right here so it looks like a tattoo.

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Because everyone buys the dip. Go ask Ms. April and Sr. May

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How much muney you make with your insider trading Ms. SEC

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Tuesday? Ms Buying Leaps over here

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Maft is selling loads of os with end of win10, and loads of new ms accounts. Add to that the end of free licenses to non profits, and loads of enterprises replacing their computers to go win11. Msft is already doing moves.

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I just ate like 80 big sized m&ms

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Bro used MS Paint and divine energy to make this DD. 

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https://preview.redd.it/9lpuj3idr6uf1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ed25f0e7c4adb1dd6b7e13e9811556547a738b0 "MS FINSTER! MS FINSTER!"

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I’ll trade you some spicy dill pickle ms Vickies in exchange for two packs of Doritos bold bbq.

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