>!Mr. Burns was shot by the baby!<

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I broke my phone Mr. Cash flow Cash app me plzplzplzplzplzplz

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Sometimes I think about mocking Mr. Raya, but then I remember that most of you are cucked in your everyday lives and don't even have a finance career to show for it. I wouldn't want you all to realize that you're worse off than him.

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Mr money bags ever here with his lawn

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Ah, but wait for Tuesday "The president of Mercedes called me, and Mercedes makes great cars. Not as good as American cars, but pretty good. Luxury they call them. I had one once. He called me with tears in his eyes and said 'Mr. President, you're such a tough negotiator, we won't be able to sell our cars to your amazing people' and I said TOO BAD! But he's alright, so I we're going to postpone my very powerful tarrifs until a later date."

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Bill, I watched your deposition about mr epstein recently

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Sorry Mr. Value investor

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Margin is calling Mr. Bessant. Pick up the phone. The oil shorts need to be addressed sir. You cant just keep dodging the calls, your position will be liquidated by EOD.

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I'd like my barrels delivered today mr mango

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So wait, what did Kenny G do with that bailout money? Got some heavy bags to service Mr. Griffin?

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