"People come up to me and say ohhh, this is the most ceasiest of ceasefires i've ever seen, you are doing so great Mr President."

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Many don't know this but they phased out out order book matchmaking decades ago for settling trades. Supply and demand are not real market forces anymore. Instead, your counterparty is now a computer sitting in the basement of the NY FED colloquially named "Mr Market". This computer is has infinite liquidity, and it deploys it where needed at any particular point in time. Whether you buy 100 shares or 100,000,000 doesn't matter, Mr Market sets the current clearing price to whatever it wants. This market is fake.

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Mr. Krabs stealing your money

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Blessed Dogwalker of the free world Mr Yahoo, Fire everything you have tonight. - Bears

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*Soo much winning Mr President*

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IM TIRED OF WINNING MR. PRESIDENT

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Hohoho it look like someone forgot to tell Mr Market of Hormuz reclosure. Perhaps ber should try spamming Walter Blomborg tweet 😭

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How does ber not understand? When Irans announced Hormuz is reclosed again, Mr Market starts buy to frontrun un-reclosing announcement.

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Mr Orange sure has egg on his face at the moment LMAO

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I want off Mr. Cheeto's wild merry-go-round, mama...

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