Do people still have house alarms they set everyday before they leave. I remember we had one as a kid and it was normal my mom would rush to set the code as soon as we got home from school. Now I leave my front door unlocked half the time since I don't have anything worth stealing.
"dad I need another 500K"
"well me and your mom don't feel comfortable giving u such a large amount again son"
"F off dad you never loved me!" (hangs up).