4 for $4 is a classic Wendy's dumpster deal. 🍔

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What a fucking donkey you saw the market recover on Friday and still held. Govt was gonna end shutdown soon as it was already way too long, too much pressure everywhere. Again you saw the market recover on Friday and you held.

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We could drink at work any time we wanted till about a year ago. Bunch of fuckn retards thought that meant every day and they locked the fridge.

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You got a deal!

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Bear and BYNDers. Name a more iconic duo 😂

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It’s definitely testing its limit on how much longer it can go up, I’m not feeling an outright correction tho until after January. These -1% or -2% days that WSB freaks out about is nothing more then price consolidation. A real correction is a -5% day following a month or two of testing lower lows and trading sideways 

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Bulls taking big booty latinas on a date Bears headed for depression walk

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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling. That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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Mango really fucked himself into a corner with these retarded tariffs, didn’t he

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Y'all talking about bears on suicide watch but I have a lot more money now than I did last time we were at 682

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