This mf really about sending out bribes to people right before midterms so everyone is like free money. Problem is, we’re already too stupid of people to realize this. Bring on $100 a pound bananas inflation is back baby!

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You are one Slow MF... Imagine thinking one fuckass Stimulus check is universal basic income. Lol

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I feel like Trump read the book “If You Give A Mouse A Cookie” and was like “damn this mf is spitting”

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Micheal Burry probably got like 5% of his AUM in the shorts he posted and he’s got MF throwing their whole ports on sub 500 puts a month out lmao 

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You limp dick mf

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Load the mf dipsssss

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Dear bers, please take profit and pump this mf

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Everyone hates taco but they chill rn cuz mkt near ATH, I can guarantee there will be riots if mkt has a drawdown rn. Taco will NOT allow mkt to go lower, this mf is retarded but when it’s his money on the line, esp in buttcoin, the mkts will keep pumping. So don’t be retarded, full on pump next week. 

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God I wish they didn't show your trade history. I have to be the dumbest MF. Market did exactly what I predicted but I was too pussy to hold.

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what the hell was that this morning? nbis went down to like 101? i got in at 103, this mf be bouncing between 100-130 just for fun

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