Surprise MF! FOMC not bullish

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My first ever dividend came from PayPal today. Thank you PayPal. You pay higher dividend than greedy mf nvidia.

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this mf asking question has puts

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This mf is going to say “good afternoon” and we drop 2% lol

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Present to me the mf money

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MF is so desperate for Internet points 😂

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Lmao for real. Mf can't even decide the last few months if it can tell me where my phone is. Chirps up HI I CANT TWLL YOU WHERE YOUR PHONE IS. Me: you just did with extra steps you dumb bitch

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This schizo mf flips between bullish and bearish every week. At least live up to your name.

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JPM dumping like a mf into the close, If I had money available id all in it.

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Don't act surprised when JPOW don't cut tomorrow, the mf literally told you retards it was *far from a foregone conclusion*

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