I thought the same then you see MU is sold out of HBM4 product until 2027 so the numbers will meet, and likely exceed based on more price increases. See aapl increasing prices due to higher memory prices even after they did a 6 month memory contract in January. I can see 1300 on MU by wed close on pre earmings hype.

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tbf none of the five companies leaving meet that criteria either

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On my way to meet up with a male escort. He has a lot of great reviews on Craigslist so I’m hoping for a good night. Wish me luck.

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Meet me behind the dumpster

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This shit better meet the insane expectations otherwise this company is done.

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Dress up as Machamp and meet me by the dumpster next to Papa John's

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I'm a woman in my early 40s and I swear to god every 20 something dude I meet tries to fuck me. It's weird AF.

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The attack was almost certainly unlawful and immoral (even if Soleimani was also a horrific human being) but I think it’s pretty dishonest to claim that the U.S. invited Soleimani to Iraq for “peace talks” so that they could assassinate him. Most evidence points to him being in Iraq to meet with Shiite militias to discuss how they could attack US forces there. The article you linked doesn’t seem to support your claim either, where did you get that? 

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Eyeran aknowledges deal, moves towards it > Dick goes in Eyeran gets upset about an attack, says deal impossible > Dick pulls out some Concessions are made after brutal attacks, new peace deal possible, mediator involved > Dick goes in "Love tap" surprise attacks, eyeran gets angry, states hormuz is closed and backs out of deal > Dick out, tip still in Leblynan hammered, strait totally ceased. Eyerans victory window shrinks to almost 0. Says ok. We will do the peace deal. > Dick goes all the way in, balls deep Eyeran arrives in switzerland to meet rudeboi V, a threat is made and a heavy attack where it hurts most. Eyeran backs out last second > Dick pulls out to just the tip again. > TLDR; Eyeran getting fucked. Just sign the deal bruh unless you like taking it in the ass.

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> How do you choose which stocks are worth trading options on? This is a good question. To preface this, I invest professionally in a specific sector where I’m a subject matter expert. Options has been a years-long side project for me, which I first got attracted to when I realized an option chain is an interesting source of information regarding market expectations; initially I was using these as a sense check for my valuation models but then started getting interested in what you can learn from the shape of a stochastic volatility curve.  I have a PhD in biological sciences and a background in math, but I wouldn’t say I have the deepest theoretical understanding of option pricing; just enough to be dangerous (meaning, I don’t have an edge on anyone who can code and who has had call, diffeq’s, and linear algebra, and has form a bit of machine learning work). I’ve mostly made money on options, and the cases where I’ve lost have been helpful datapoints in helping me set up a risk model that I use to guide decisions on whether to trade or not to trade and what side of the trade I want to be on. This basically informs what options are worth the risk, and then the other side is what your desired return threshold is given level of risk. You should define this for yourself since it’s going to be contingent on your tax bracket and what your capital gains tax is (ie, what return would end up canceling out any tax loss for short term vs long term relative to what a buy and hold strategy would likely return).  If something doesn’t meet both the risk criteria and the risk-contingent return criteria: don’t trade. Be strict. If the option is on a stock and not an ETF, you should really understand the fundamentals and not just the company’s pending catalysts, but also competitor and potential macro catalysts.  All of the above is vague and high level, but the point is that if f you want to do this seriously, you should get into the data and answer the above questions for yourself. Set up screeners, scrape data, etc. I will  say the funnel for me ends up getting surprisingly narrow in terms of actionable tickers and strikes, but I take a little bit of comfort in that as in my professional life I also end up passing on way more things than I invest in, and that’s gone pretty well for me so far.  So, get to coding and reading: do some analysis, start small, and be very diligent about recording each trade and where you did well vs where you lost. Don’t be reckless but also don’t get too discouraged by the losses: those are going to be very important data points in helping you figure out what’s attractive vs what isn’t going forward. 

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