Lol boots meet ground

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SPY, meet Cliff. 

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Probably followed meet Kevin’s advice

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Your enemies will know your worth wherever you meet them

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I’ll meet you behind the dumpster. No lube

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And they were doing that because in the 90's after a few meaningful years of peace some assholes (Hamas) began strapping bombs to themselves and started blowing up buses and pizzarias. Israel got attacked by three neighboring Countries literally a week after it was founded and by people vowing to drive them into the sea. If I was them I'd be leery about that shit to. As for the Palestinians their Arab brethren have been using them as pawns from the jump. Those people are caught between a rock and a hard place. Ya gotta remember... there never was a nation or place called Palestine. It was controlled by the Ottomans until the Brits took control. During WW2 a lot of Jews went there because historically it's where Israel was. The West felt bad for em because of the Holocaust, plus the locals were pissed at all these Jews showing up, there was a lot of secretarian bullshit going on... we tried to meet in the middle. This part of the land is Israel and this part is Trans-Jordan. Well... the Arabs in the region really didn't like that and instead of going the peaceful route of, "ok... we have Trans-Jordan" immediately attacked Israel. Israel has been getting attacked ever since. I highly doubt it's strictly the Palestinians behind it. Other Countries consider them useful as refugees. If they really cared they'd have repatriated them.

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Your life is NOT over... You have a new perspective and will handle money differently. 20K is not the end of the world (even though it feels like it). Food banks can take off pressure while you figure things out. Cut your expenses and focus on keeping keeping a roof over your head. If your housing is too expensive now, look for other options this weekend (roommates, downsizing...) Take a hot shower and remember that most people on the planet don't have that. Enjoy small comforts and invite a friend for a walk tomorrow, if one isn't available go for a walk by yourself (headphones off, take in your surroundings and bring water). Community centers often offer discounted memberships for people with low incomes. It is a good place to get exercise and meet people. Don't hate yourself... the whole system is broken. Keep your chin up.

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On hinge you are already in their pants when you meet.

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Meet your new ayatollah, same as the old ayatollah

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Yo OP, screw that guy. Give me the 7k, just meet me behind Wendy's for the D...etails 😉

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