Me

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690 or 700 this shit between is gonna ruin all of you (me too)

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Was talking to a nice lady on here before, Jizzlane, or however she pronounced it. She used to invite me on holidays all the time, but I never went because I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and it gets in your buttcrack, especially if you scoop it into your buttcrack. That’s the worst. Anyway, I heard she ended up in prison for being a ber 

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don't tempt me with a 0dte

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Lolbruh. Bought dat shit when I got married, it was fucking dirt cheap. I figured back then this'll take care of my wife & future keeeeeids while I build up a nest egg. Bitches tryna sell me new policies erry day. Fuck that.

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Oh hey it’s me

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Lol my wife is a dumbass. If she left me or I left her, it would be a disaster for the next guy. So as a courtesy to other guys I stay with her and put up with her shit lmao so others don't have to deal with it 🫡

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Market running on fumes. Can’t find enough people retarded enough (except me) to continue buying at these prices.

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Someone convince me not to sell my MU leaps that I bought yesterday Looking real bearish

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I like to go all in on puts or calls to the point im so stressed I cant even watch the market, and just have to watch the comments in here and use the vibes to tell me if im gaining or losing money

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