Technically they the US did that last time and the time before that. If you count Israel’s airstrikes on the Hamas negotiating dudes in Qatar, that’s 3? But sure Charlie, this time Lucy is definitely gonna let you kick the football. EDIT: Oh yeah, also I forgot Maduro. Real geniuses over there.

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Lucy with the football, over and over again.

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So trump said us navy will provide escorts through the strait of hormuz. Their names are: Lucy, Alissa, Crystal and Pearl. It costs a lot to rent them from Vegas strip, but he swears they’re worthy!

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Oh boy another statement that makes the conflict seem almost over hours before market open. I sure hope he's telling the truth this time. And this time Lucy told me she's definitely not going to pull the football away when I try to kick it.

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