A metric system for lazy people. It's absurd that you don't need to do any calculations to convert between different units of measurement. Way better multiply miles times 5280 to find how many foots.

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Replace more outlets you lazy cuck

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Like do the doomers not see people packed into retail stores like sardines. Do they not see all of the new cars on the streets. Or how every time someone who isn’t homeless pulls out their phone it is the newest most expensive phone on the market and even the homeless are rocking iPhone 16pros? Do they not see everyone wearing $400 lululemon outfits on their way to their $100 yoga session, holding their $15 latte? Idk, I live in Philly, the poorest city in the country and we are all feasting over here unless you’re some kind of lazy poor.

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pltr has been such a tease lately, every time i think it's gonna moon it just sits there like a lazy koopa troopa 😂 maybe next earnings will finally wake it up

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I just replaced the heating element in my dishwasher that I have been putting off for a month because I am a lazy piece of shit who is not worthy of God's love, let alone any human's love... I hope I get my shit together soon, otherwise I will just hang myself.

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Why do people think everything is “priced in.” The market is an incredibly fickle beast. So tired of the holier than though post dismissing any kind of analysis as lame because it’s apparently “priced in.” Such lazy thinking…

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Trying to decide if I should go play blackjack. Feeling kinda lazy. On a long win streak

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It's wild how lazy the mods are

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Where are the fucking aliens when you need them. Lazy fucks

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Was already in caps was too lazy to fix the Twitter slop version

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