IBKR won’t let me buy ibit calls without taking a test first and I’m too god damned lazy 😩

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Rate cuts to make stocks and bonds expensive, property tax cuts and eliminations to make real estate expensive, and AI to eliminate entry level positions to white collar careers. Record deficit spending to saddle us with unsustainable national debt. Sky high college tuition to pay for administrators and lazy rivers. It's almost as if the people in power are trying to make it impossible to build wealth in any way. Boomers and shutting the door behind them, name a more iconic duo

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Man I got in on ORCL but market buys fucked my average up. Gotta stop being so lazy and paying the poor tax

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Oh wow that was lazy af of me but I appreciate you responding W

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I'm too lazy to get into gold market fundamentals, so I bought 10 GLD shares and called it a day 

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why UNH is too lazy to move!

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I spin more rhymes than a lazy Susan, and I’m innocent until my guilt is proven

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I'm on my bed since morning, unusually lazy Sunday. Any advice how to finally kick start my day?

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That sounds more like hard drugs than weed. If options were like weed it would make you lazy and complacent just staring at a screen waiting for options gain to make your life amazing. Oh wait

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That counts, although nearly as lazy as sleeping. I approve

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