OP sitting in his lab about to release COVID 25 on us

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Palantir, amazon, rocket lab, and some random quantum and meme stocks.

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People riding gold while you teach lab students for a stipend and ride 😹

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Graduate students usually have to teach lab sections to get their tuition waived. They also throw you some breadcrumbs for rent money

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Everyone take over rocket lab right now, this baby can squeeze

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This is funny. I ran your post through my ChatGPT and he made me laugh more  1. “Google making its own chips” Google has made TPUs since 2015. Didn’t kill Nvidia then, won’t now. TPUs are specialized and not a drop-in replacement for the broader CUDA ecosystem. 2. “Meta buying those chips” Meta buys everything. They bought 350k+ H100s and are still ordering Blackwell. If TPUs were enough, Zuck wouldn’t be spending tens of billions on Nvidia hardware. 3. “Finished inventory increasing” Total lie. Nvidia’s problem for 2 years straight has been not enough supply, not too much finished goods sitting around. Their products are presold quarters ahead. 4. “Accounts receivable aging due to shady deals” This is the classic FUD piece floating around Twitter. Enterprise clients pay in milestones. Big receivables = big enterprise business. Nothing shady. 5. “Ilya Sutskever said scaling is over” He didn’t say that. He said we’re reaching diminishing returns on current model architectures, not compute demand. Everyone in AI still expects more compute, not less. Then he drops the most delusional line: “NVDA doesn’t need to be worthless for the price to collapse. Just poke a hole in the balloon.” Sure — except the “balloon” is: every cloud provider every startup every enterprise every LLM project every inference pipeline every research lab every AI hardware roadmap for the next 5–7 years You don’t “poke a hole” in a total industry standard overnight. And the cherry on top: “I’ll be drinking champagne on its cold dead grave.” Yeah… until the day Nvidia rallies 8% and his entire position vaporizes. These guys always talk like prophets right before the stock whiplashes and wipes them out.

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alpha-gal syndrome, a tick-borne illness that makes you allergic to meat products This shit gotta be lab made, how TF can an insect biting you make you allergic to red meat wtf lol.

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Flashback to some random Indian dudes whipping tonnes of motherboards into a smouldering heap. When you think holy fuck that's a lot of toxic smoke inhalation they bust out the Meth lab grade aqua regia and start huffing the off gas. I begin to think of how bad it is, then I remember watching how the cartel makes fentanyl out in the desert. Basically a bunch of dudes stand in the desert sniffing key bumps to stay awake as they stir a black cauldron of toxic shit pouring in the powder every so often while trying to stay down wind of the plume of death smoke. Eventually you drift off from the fumes and bam. Just drop dead in the desert and some other guy walks out to take your place. Weird tangent but man. Serious consequences just don't mean shit to some people.

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Rocket lab Calls, or just buying the stock outright

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Rocket Lab, buy it now, cheap asf

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