Happy J-POW Day!!!!

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Buy UVIX calls at open and then sell after J Pow finishes speaking

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Rates will be cut 1%, I know I work in J Powells closet.

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Tomorrow will be biggest red day all year if j pow don’t cutty 

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"Nato calls me daddy" (direct quote from politico interview) - Donald J. Trump

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Dec 10, 2025 - 10:15am JPow sat down at his desk and let out a long sigh as he looked at his MacBook. It had a big ‘dollar-sign’ sticker on the top that he got for 50 cents at the bowling alley. He opened the computer and used his pointer fingers to type in his password: “J-Money#1”. He took a long sip of the warm milk in his coffee mug. “How much more should we print?!?” he yelled at the intern situated at a desk outside of his office. “I don’t know man, mango just tweeted we going all in on BTC, need 50 trillion and negative interest rates it says” the intern shouted back. JPow hated the intern’s dismissive tone but the young man was 6’5’’ and built like a NFL linebacker... his wife called the intern a “Chad”, but JPow didn’t know what that meant. He mumbled to himself, “I’m the money man. Nobody else.” JPow opened up the Google sheets doc titled “$$$ Money for government $$$” and looked at the only cell on the sheet with anything in it. “100 trillion” it read. He stopped for a moment, smiling at his own brilliance, then deleted the word “trillion” and replaced it with “gazillion”. JPow nodded and took another sip of the milk, satisfied with his work for the day.

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Remember when Kim Jong Un would launch a rocket and the VIX would spike temporarily and we would call him Kim Long Vix?

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Physician / Surgeon / Navy Seal / Astronaut. I’m talking about the one and only … the legendary Johnny >!Kim!<

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Tomorrow j Powell will say everything is great and stock market will hit all time high.

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J daddy’s about to dick slap some fucking bers tomorrow

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