What would Kim Kitsuragi do

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Kim jong un type record

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Yk maybe it’ll reverse its j tryna spook you😅

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C'mon market, you know you wanna ♬ puuump up the jäëyumz, pumpemmuuuup j/k looks like we're jumpin'... ♬

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So what's the emoji for the new Fed Chair? 🧼?🛀?🚿? Whatever it is, it'll never be as cool and manly as J 💥

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ZOOM OUT BROS! j/k - you can zoom out all you want. You were living paycheck to paycheck and your portfolio was highly sensitive to short term movements any way.

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New Post by realDonaldTrump on Truth Social The Great Country of Japan is having a very important Legislative Election on Sunday, February 8, 2026. The results of this Election are very important to the future of Japan. The Prime Minister, Sanae Takaichi, has already proven to be a strong, powerful, and wise Leader, and one that truly loves her Country. I look forward to welcoming Prime Minister Takaichi to the White House on March 19th. In my visit to Japan I, and all of my Representatives, were extremely impressed with her. In addition to National Security, the United States and Japan have worked closely together on making a very substantial Trade Deal, one that strongly benefits both Countries. Prime Minister Takaichi is someone who deserves powerful recognition for the job she and her Coalition are doing and, therefore, as President of the United States of America, it is my Honor to give a Complete and Total Endorsement of her, and what her highly respected Coalition is representing. SHE WILL NOT LET THE PEOPLE OF JAPAN DOWN! Good luck on your very important Sunday Vote. PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

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Goldman Locks j

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J D Vance C-walk meme

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Imagining Saylor and Kim Jong Un on conf call with Dimon rn to to bail their asses out.

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