GRAB THE KEYS AND GET IN THE FRICKIN’ TRUCK, YOU JABRONIS! I’LL SLAP YOU, JABRONIS!  😮‍💨 😀  👍👩👍 Thank god my wife helped me when I was freaking out about Jamie 🌮 

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All of my paperwork came beforehand and I just read it then. Put my sig where they said and left with the keys.

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why'd you leave the keys up on the table

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Screw newer cars they got too many new age safety features, too many computers, too many cameras, way too many sensors. You stop your car and get out and try to open back seats but they’re locked. You open your door and shut it your car locks without your permission with your keys in it. You hit unlock and it doesn’t unlock you have to hit unlock 3 times. Car constantly buzzing at you any time a car is near you. Half the time vehicles fail to recognize your phone so you can’t listen to music for the first 10 minutes. Car comes to a complete emergency stop if you try to open your door at 2mph in situations like having seatbelt stuck in it. Passenger side window and lock controlled only by driver. Backseat windows only roll down halfway as a child preventative. All of these new f features on cars are just the worst. Cars were perfected 20 years ago but perfect wasn’t good enough apparently

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Those algos are crazy mate, they have so many keys words say react to anything

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88 keys dick tracy you can't just run through 88 like that

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Bears, I can give you the keys out of this trap, buy calls!

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That ain’t shit. When I was in the army one of the new recruits went down to this dealership next to the base. He bought a truck without test driving. Just walked up and said “i want that one.” Long story short, it didn’t have an engine and they didn’t let him return it after he signed for it and they handed him the keys. LOL

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