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1. they will cut (just look at FEDwatch/Polymarket, no chance they purposely shock the market) 2. then they might say more cuts/no decision on future cuts => who cares about monetary policy future outlook, JPOW is out next year anyways and we already know🥭will appoint someone to put rates as low as possible 3) we are into eoy, why the f would you not buy? NVDA, META, MSFT, AMZN, literally half Mag7 down at least 10% from ATH and other stonks/🌽also on sale sure, "it can dump"... make it make sense at least
Multiple reasons.  1) Law of averages / regression to mean. Every stock that sells off due to market sentiment makes adjustments and returns to previous prices. (LLY, KBH, F, LMT)  2) New monthly permits starts data has been over 1 million for 5 years. Probably 10 if you look back farther. Always a good indicator of economic health.  3) Every single good / reputable construction company has a backlog that goes through 2026 currently.  4) Home sales are slowing. Everyone who bought a house in the last 3 - 5 years who didn’t lock in low rates will refinance or have enough equity for a HELOC. What do that do with that….. renovations.  5) Yes HD pulled back expectations but their profit margins will remain the same, dividends (Maybe up?), stock buy backs. 
Think these premarket moves are algos communicating with each other through market signals Think this one means: freak the f out and sell everything, not sure
JPM losing money on AI is bullish for regarded permabols short-term. Way too many careers and reputations have been built on future AI productivity gains. JPM will throw billions more at this before admitting they may have been just a little bit retarded, like a smidgen retarded.
imagine what that 400k could've done. it could've paid for some natural conservatory, saved some animals, or idk, paid for the education of two Rhodes scholars. Instead you've decided to donate it to some JPM or Goldman fuck
It's not, it's another loss making Elon ego massaging business. It will never IPO, they will just keep hinting at it and raising privately at absurd valuations with tiny offerings so that Elon can continue to borrow billions against his equity from JPM. It's the perfect scam business. When people ask to see and figures or why they haven't floated yet he can just say "secret DoD stuff",  The government contracts give him cast iron guarantees to borrow against and he can blather on about mars or some sci fi bullshit and pretend he's doing it for real. 
Wtf, why did JPM drop so much?
0 Kelvin or -273.15°C/-459.67°F
Why did JPM falls so hard today?
The sell volume on JPM was the rate cut effect
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