Bad news event? Like a release date delay? 15th of Jan '27 sounds good honestly and $213 is a solid price point after the local dip in late March. FOMO is definitely a driver through the numbers and beyond if they are good. I suppose if they aren't good then that would be crazy, but I honestly can't see a world where that happens. It's been meme'd about for years. Lots of people have been waiting so long and its relevance in pop culture steadily grew. I honestly think its a great bet. Did you huy on the run up after March, or on the other local dip beginning of June? Also curious, what kind of trades do you generally prefer/go after.

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Ngl i'm going to need hood at 200 by jan. Daddy needs a life changing trip in Mexico.

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Firstly I gotta say I'm trading out of Germany so no US Options, my Calls are expiring 15th of Jan 27 with a 260$ strike, and I bought when the stock was at around 213$ converted from €. I do think that I will sell before the release in November because I feel like the selloff on Release day would be crazy as it was with GTA5 and RDR2 before. At this point I think most movement from now on will be due to FOMO when Pre-Order numbers will go crazy and a third trailer will drop. But yeah gotta be honest - it needs only one bad news now and I'm cooked haha

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Buy the $35 strike Jan 2027, UMC calls and you might make some of your money back.

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So you are shorting gold after it has already gone down 25% from ATH. Wow you belong here. Did you buy calls on Gold when it was at ATH in Jan?

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I’m not 100% what I’m looking at, but it looks like he bought in Jan of 25 and sold in March of 25. Stock didn’t start to go crazy until Sept of 25.

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Compare it with SNXX which was listed 3 days earlier, also at the end of Jan 2026 🙄🙄 https://preview.redd.it/yeueaxjlvk8h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76bdeab8196cfc4eef224209d54586f769cd34e1

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1000c SNDK https://preview.redd.it/nr2usl4yuk8h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ffb75882b57423fa60e8101fa1da5af10dfaba3 for Jan 2027 listed in Jan this year had 700% gain so far. Not sure where he took the 30x leverage from

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TL;DR: SNAP stock has been a flaming bag of shit for years, but their new 2026 Specs AR glasse are the hardware that finally unleashes the one force stronger than anything in tech: human horniness. AR pornstars in your bedroom, interactive, AI-driven, synced toys — this isn't some sci-fi cope, it's the next logical step after VHS, broadband, and mobile porn. If even a fraction of coomers cop these things, SNAP becomes a multi-bagger. First mover on the ultimate killer app. YOLO your rent into 2027 LEAPs, or stay poor watching vanilla on a screen like a normie. The Porn Thesis (History Doesn't Lie, Bros) Porn has been the silent MVP of tech adoption forever. Mid-90s home computers? Porn. Fast internet in the 2000s? Porn. Smartphones? You already know. Now we're at the AR glasses arc. Snap's dropping real consumer Specs this fall 2026 — lightweight, immersive, standalone AR that overlays shit directly in your world. Not lame phone AR. Full spatial computing. The Killer Feature Nobody's Saying Out Loud Forget filters and Bitmojis. The real bag is AR interactive porn models. - Volumetric capture a bunch of top pornstars (studios already experimenting with this tech). - Generative AI makes them reactive — they respond to your movements, surroundings, and the action. - You're not cucked watching some dude on Pornhub anymore. She's in your bedroom, bouncing on you, whatever position. Full presence. Add Bluetooth toys that sync with the motion and you've got a hardware + subscription + content ecosystem that prints money while you're... occupied. Weebs get their anime waifus. Women get the AR Chad. Everyone wins in the most degenerate way possible. This isn't niche — it's humanity's oldest hobby scaled to new hardware. Why SNAP Specifically? - They've been grinding on Spectacles for years. 2026 is the consumer launch window with real field-of-view and immersion. - Snapchat already has massive young user base + camera/AR expertise. They can build the platform, app store, and content partnerships. - Monetization stack: Sell the expensive glasses (~$2k range), recurring subs for premium models/content, in-app purchases, developer cuts, synced accessory ecosystem. It's an entire horny economy. - If they execute, this becomes the default AR platform before Apple or Meta fully wake up. Network effects go nuclear. The rest of the business (ads, DAUs) is the boring foundation, but this is the rocket fuel. Risks (Paper Hands, Don't Say I Didn't Warn You) - Pricey as fuck glasses at launch — only true degens and early adopters buy in. - Regulatory cockblocks (kids + adult content drama is already a thing on Snap). - Competition from Meta, Apple, whoever else. - Execution risk — Snap management has a history of hyping then disappointing. - Moral panic / app store bans could slow rollout. - Macro ad spending still matters for the core biz. This could 10x or it could be another hype cycle that dumps. Classic WSB lottery ticket. Position: Long shares if you're a boomer. LEAP calls or Jan 2027/2028 options if you're a real autist. I'm not a financial advisor — this is just a horny TED Talk from the internet. Do your own research, don't @ me when your portfolio gets pegged. Mods don't ban me, I'm just connecting dots that have been obvious since 2020. Diamond hands on the future of cooming. Who's in? 🚀🍆

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