At the end of either the 2nd or 3rd movie (i forget) they go to Tia Dalma to figure out how to bring Jack back from the locker, and she tells them how to do it and she says "yous a gonna need a cap'taayn" and then he comes down the stairs all like "yo what up bitches" and then takes a bite out of an apple

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Because oil company use it as an excuse to jack up prices, same happened during ukraine conflict

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Israel just bombed the shit out of Lebanon 5 minutes ago. best remedy for a hangover is a Jack Daniel’s neat, amirite

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They said the same shit about Russia invading Ukraine. That war was suppose to send supply shock through Europe, and what happened? We’re several years in and jack shit has happened.

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Hit the road jack, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more...

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Get into pointless war. Jack up gas prices for no reason. Shit pants at prices. Declare ceasefire. ART OF THE DEAL

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Probably jack shit now because the US oil boys never wanted to move in. Amazing how that story died a week or two later as we went into the Iran debacle. *Flood the zone*

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Also does jack shit to fix the global energy crisis btw assuming everything is true and implemented immediately

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Jack in the Box, you know what needs to be done. Free Tacos until midnight

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This weak spined grifter is the worst thing to ever happen to trying to trade. He has injected so much chaos, might as well just be putting chips on black. Jack ass!

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