So corporations just lost their excuse to jack up prices?

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So… we had like 2 of the 5sh biggest events to hit the stock market this year on the same day… and we’re going to freaking theta out? Pepper jack, are you serious??

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Unfortunately he isn't paying jack all.. the american tax payer on the other hand get the fun of tariff pain with a double salt rubbing of having to refund it to companies.

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Do you guys always cum when you jack off? Some of the guys I've slept with take like 10 minutes to cum when they jack off after I've finished and it seems like it'd be really frustrating to jack off for that long

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The fuck is the market doing? Some kind of price spike as a result of selloffs? Or does GDP mean jack shit?

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Casino, black jack, one hand

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Buy jack Daniel's

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Listen, buddy. You're going to have to do things you never imagined to get back on your feet. With $160, you can just about get yourself a cheap set of heels, a short dress, and some Jack Daniels. If you thought Doordash was low, just try being a prostitute. We've all done it before. All the best,

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He could have just stuck 80k into various ETFs and rising stocks with narrow Stop-orders for a stable 5-20% yearly growth with close to zero risk. Just jack up the stop orders over time, as the stock grows, and the profit is almost guaranteed after a certain point. The 20k would have been totally fine as gambling money for high-risk-high reward options. And then just split the wins and dump half ogf them into the stable stocks again.

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I'm a socal kid. Jack in the box is like chic fila in the South

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