British soccer fans will return home and overthrow their monarchy when they find out they can’t hav free drink refills or ranch dressing SPY 800c

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Trump said the negotiators won’t make it home if they close the straight 😅

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username does not check out. Also, I live in a home with less than 50k left on the mortgage. We gucci

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I bought a home last year

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You can see traffic in the straight. Trump and Iran are drumming up the theatrics, it's to Iran's benefit to make it seem like it's about to collapse to drive prices up and their position. Alternately low oil prices and certainty make Iran's position look weaker, so trump is out there running adds.  https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:56.9/centery:25.1/zoom:7

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US doesn’t hate Iran, they just don’t trust IRGC. Remember, IRGC are killing Olympic athletes back home

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Go home at this point

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Too close to home bro

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Microsoft Teams going down (because, statistically, more people are working from home on Wednesdays)

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Elon where my rocket ship it’s time to go home

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