Hi Legendaddy 

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Why are TSLA bulls so angry all the time, I just said Hi 

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Hi, it’s me. Bag holding for 3 years 🫡

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Hi just don’t spend money. Keep it.

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Hi everyone I’m a student and working on a trading project and figured I would ask the best of the best who do this everyday! I was wondering what everyone’s opinions are on the best investments on the following listed below. I have to complete the following in my summer course. (I don’t need it to perform the best. Just need some stock ideas to complete this dumb project and get it over with) 1. Buy or Sell a Call or Put Options contract 2. Short Sell a Stock and Place a Limit Order 3. Buy or Short Sell an EFT 4. Buy or Sell a Bond Index Fund I would appreciated it anyone’s inputs and thoughts on my imaginary portfolio based on the current market conditions and why you think it’s going to perform well. 😊

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There are a few people I need you to say HI to me for. I'll give you some stock options before you die for that lol

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Hi glad you joined the team. Now go help that customer and make a baconator.

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hi what would you like to order

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I called Elon a 🐔 yesterday for not fighting Zuck and today he challenged Zuck again. You’re welcome everyone and Hi Elon. 👋

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hi sold my put this morning and switched to call, oops 

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