Good thing we’re not actively fucking with countries in the Caribbean and Latin America that have revolutionary zeal in their political culture, or likely wrecked their economy or electric grid or kidnapped or killed their leaders. Now that would be crazy work.
I never have bought stocks or bitcoin or anything I can't put in my hand after purchase, and I never will. When I have had extra money I have always bought gold, guns and land. These 3 items have never let me down. Gold has gone up like crazy. Land is always increasing in value over the years. And guns have also been a great investment like gold, never losing value. One day if guns are hard to get they will be really valuable. When shit hits the fan and the grid dissolves, ill have plenty of assets to trade with. Trade gold for food, use guns to protect my land.
>announces strikes are over
he did no such thing! He called off the 2-day ultimatum on starting new strikes on Iran's power grid, starting with their biggest power plant.
Lol, he has to wait for the Marines to arrive. Threatening the grid does 0 because the leadership doesn't care about its people and has all the generators.
If the tankers aren't moving this is not over.
Imagine being so upset the President didn’t blowup another country’s civilian power grid and start a global catastrophe because you shorted the market? OP leveraging dead Persians on his puts.
Fat fuck: In 48 hours we will decimate Iran's electrical grid if they don't open the strait of Hormuz or if they threaten us
Them: Yeah we will will just do the same thing to your middle eastern allies, causing oil to skyrocket further
Fat fuck: it's TACO monday. Oh boy, we've had productive talks so ignore that ultimatum I gave
Them: We haven't had any talks you lying fat fuck
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