Triple B tranches of AMD chip backed securities packaged with triple B of whatever the fuck intel do

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Scotty B will be courtside for tariff ruling. Scotty B will fuk u up in the face with that shit. Ask Elon. They don't want the smoke.

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Michael B caused this down turn

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So Michel B buys puts and the market gets all pissy? Ok got it.

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I’m a bit retarded; is that $1b in puts on PLTR? B as in a brazillian dollars?

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b i g

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(deep) OTM calls are cheap b/c they have no intrinsic value boss. GOOG was at $147 6 months ago. homie had some big balls with these trades, no doubt

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You’re honestly good man. You are using it to offset so basically recouping 15% of the overall cost plus (a) the 5% you got back by selling and (b) a bit more if you can take $3k losses for the year for a while. The rest is an expensive lesson that you seem to have taken to heart. If you have a good income this shouldn’t ultimately change the course of your life too much, and you’ll help your friends and family avoid this type of mistake in the future.

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$META Meta officially closed its $30 billion bond offering and filed it with the SEC after hours. Here’s how to interpret the move: 1. Huge institutional demand: Closing a $30 B bond offering successfully means investors lined up to lend Meta tens of billions — that’s a major confidence signal in Meta’s long-term stability and credit quality. 2. Locked-in long-term rates: The maturities run from 2030 to 2065, meaning Meta just secured long-term financing before rates fall (which many expect in 2026). That’s savvy timing — locking in today’s yields before they drop = strong financial management. 3. Fuel for expansion or buybacks: If Meta channels this capital into AI infrastructure, data centers, or share repurchases, it’s EPS-accretive and could propel stock performance over time. Just copy pasted this from my friend lol

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I had so much fun trolling the b*tcoin sub I got banned. It was worth it. Ill be back.

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