Na, they always have an aid following him around that knows the reset pattern. I hear its up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, A, B, Select, Start.

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It's odd, but one would think congress would pass a budget specifically for DOD since it's one of the very few expenses they are required to fund. Almost everything else is fluff.

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Lol...perfect example of how premarket "future are ripping/tanking" posts are a big waste of time Within the last 30 minutes they dropped 100+ points

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You have it backwards my man. They used to be considered fiscally conservative and still try to claim they are, but their actions/policies show otherwise. They are only now trying to cut spending to hurt the economy and the Biden administration. They will certainly destroy federal revenue and not balance the budget the second they have a chance

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This time around it's actually all infighting on one side. They are threatening to remove the party lead if they don't get their shutdown. The shutdown could weaken the party in next election as they are the cause but they don't care, a stronger party means that this faction of the party has less power to control the current leader. So either way they win. (In their eyes)

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Our country is $34 Trillion dollars in debt, The government “shutting down” for a week doesn’t affect shit

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Yeah in a bull market… 

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Yep. I missed pay in 2019 when it happened. Sucked. Finally getting that back pay was such a huge weight off of so many shoulders. A lot of E6 and up are gonna be okay for a bit, but E5 and below would have a tough time since a lot of them don’t have the same type of foundation or savings built up.

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