The proudest point of my career is that two of those 25 came to work for me in the civilian world and work for me still. Every day I get to smile at them an remember the shit we went through and thank my lucky stars they’re here, and I’m here, and we work somewhere we three matter.

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Wish I had the balls to get into options. But I've seen many a people put fries in the bags.

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He spun the roulette wheel with half a house and doesn't get to see where it stopped until Monday

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No. If you get shot down you will never recover

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Can we get a Burry analysis on Sophie Rain financials

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I developed an ill-advised crush as my long term relationship was ending and of course that didn’t work out so now I’m on a double rebound What do you say boys, get hammered and take home a solid 6? I think I got that much left in meh tired bones 😮‍💨

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supposedly fur boots are unisex, im tempted to get a pair of those black tall fur boots from macys for 20 bucks to wear around the house..

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Fuking hilarious betting on the underdogs for my entire existence and the one time I bet on the project top team I get smoked. Fuck Texas a&m

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Funny story, as an O-2 I once let my division go home the night before a surprise fast-cruise before an 8-month deployment, so they could say goodbye to their families. The Department Master Chief got in my face and demanded I call them and get them back on the ship. Only time I ever dared pull rank on the Chief’s Mess. “If you want them back, you’ll have to find a senior officer to order me to do so.” I won that fight because no LCDR would do it.

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When you punch a hole in the wall because you cant hold your cum in anymore and and dont want to get your floor dirty and shoot it in and seal off the hole with drywall quickly before your uncle comes with the pie

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