This just in: President Donald J. Trump, under advisement from Vice President Vance, has issued an emergency Executive Order to subsidize Palantir until it receives fair valuation at $250 or until, quote, βthe bears have run out money.β
Cramer has a dog named NVIDIA. He went on some next level secret bunker trip with J-Hu. J-Hu showed him robot dogs that were picking up jellybeans from the floor and wagging tails on being praised.
Calls on acid and NVDA!!
Is this new news or just earlier this week?
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Trump hails βlastingβ deal with Xi, dangles more possible tariff cuts
[https://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/3331140/trump-hails-lasting-deal-xi-dangles-more-possible-tariff-cuts?utm\_source=chatgpt.com](https://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/3331140/trump-hails-lasting-deal-xi-dangles-more-possible-tariff-cuts?utm_source=chatgpt.com)
Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Strikes Deal on Economic and Trade Relations with China
[https://www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/2025/11/fact-sheet-president-donald-j-trump-strikes-deal-on-economic-and-trade-relations-with-china/](https://www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/2025/11/fact-sheet-president-donald-j-trump-strikes-deal-on-economic-and-trade-relations-with-china/)
US-China trade deal reached
President π₯ secures trade deal with President Xi Jinping of China, prioritizing US economic strength and national security. Details at White House link.
https://www.whitehousefeed.com
https://www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/2025/11/fact-sheet-president-donald-j-trump-strikes-deal-on-economic-and-trade-relations-with-china/