It happened to me today with SPY $666 C. Went down 10%, panic selling at 0.98 to see it shoot up to 4.3 I lost almost 5k I’m sill so upset

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I picked up Nov 21 3.5 C for ¢70. Not bad I think.

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Anyone who has a reddit account older than 5 years knows why this site is shit. And the C suite doesn't care. Once the wider world wakes up to this, it's over.

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BREAKING: Tech Company A announced spending $100 bil in Tech Company B and Tech Company B is spending $100 bil on Company C and Company C is reinvesting 100bil of new funds into Company A $300 bil new funding in tech! +3% day for all 🤪🤪🤪

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I'm sure the RDDT c-suites are laughing considering they've been dumping shares for months. I'm looking at you, Jen Wong.

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The P/C ratio is fucked through the end of the year. The market will continue trying to bleed out the put OI, but any sell-off would lead to some fun gamma shenanigans.

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Cancel Netflix b/c some dude that did some canceled anime series talked shit about Charlie Kirk? Musk needs to lay off the ketamine. What a fucking tool

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>C<AL>L< + P>U<>T< = CULT 🕯🧐🕯

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I hope I wake up to nuclear fire ☢️ ❤️ ill still have to go to work ;c

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