All it took was f*cking with an election and defunding NASA. :( EDIT: I'm tired... so tired.

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Hot take: Silent Hill F was just ahead of the game when they showed their main character popping Tylenol’s *Curb your Enthusiasm theme*

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who gives a shit, how the f r u gonna get ur money back? lol

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I got bored and turned stocks into "Tinder Profiles" using AI. Which one are you swiping right on? **1. Tesla ($TSLA)** * **Headline:** "I’m literally powering the future (and your anxiety)." * **Bio:** I’m high-maintenance, obsessed with Mars, and I have serious mood swings. One day I’m buying you a Cybertruck, the next day I’m tanking your entire portfolio. Can you handle the drama? * **Red Flag:** My boss tweets too much. **2. Ford ($F)** * **Headline:** "Reliable. Classic. Probably reminds you of your grandpa." * **Bio:** I’m not flashy. I won’t take you to the moon, but I’ll pay for dinner (dividends) every quarter. I’ve got baggage (debt), but I’m built tough. * **Red Flag:** I haven't moved in 5 years. **3. NVIDIA ($NVDA)** * **Headline:** "I'm the popular girl everyone wants right now." * **Bio:** I’m expensive, I’m running the AI revolution, and I know I look good. If you want a piece of this, you’re paying a premium. Don’t ask if I’m a bubble, just enjoy the ride. * **Red Flag:** One bad earnings call could give us both heart palpitations. **Be honest: Is this actually a fun way to find stocks, or is it just a gimmick?**

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Man f these bitch asses can’t let a homie eat. Always with the f’n V at the worst time.

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"dad I need another 500K" "well me and your mom don't feel comfortable giving u such a large amount again son" "F off dad you never loved me!" (hangs up).

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ride that f***er till the wheels fall off

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Massive V what a f u to the geybers

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Wait, can we call those calorie whores f*t again?

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LULU & SBSW holding me up today. I should have waited to buy the second deeper dip on all my stocks, but I have dry powder so f**k it, I’m in!! The dip on SHOP is too good! For the third time in 2 days I have added more.

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