So what can he even say now to fix the markets?

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He wants to build a new "Country", bro first fix urs pls. TFSA lines longer than Swiftie concert.

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Okay so the way we fix this is if you own USO and can't tell me the difference between WTI and Brent, you have to liquidate your position. I'll get us back to $70/barrel in a hurry.

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claude fix the market, make no mistakes FUCKING LOL

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monga ur market is trash, pls fix

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>United States is insolvent according to the U.S. Treasury >https://fortune.com/2026/03/23/us-government-insolvent-fiscal-crisis-fix/ Oops

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Wait I thought 🥭 was gonna fix all of this! You mean he lied?!?!

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the rest of the world has to be utterly terrified of us at the moment ... we have corrupt idiots in charge of an insolvent economy and crumbling social contracts ... we have huge problems to fix and our only hammer is the military now

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But, I neeeeed my fix!

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One thing the US badly needs to fix is estate tax avoidance. Most of the government are nepo babies who have never done a day's work in their life. Donny doesn't even know what groceries are.

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