Pre-market is down b/c I bought 640 SPY calls expiring in Jan. Sorry bits and bots and bros 😩😤🤬

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Markets can remain irrational longer than you c-FUCK! FUCK! WE’RE ALL FUCKED! LIZARD PEEEPLLL!!!

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How’s the c-suite? Can they talk to the government and work with them?

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I have zero confidence in the decision making process of these clowns on C SPAN

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# Bought 300 shares of APP at $591.51 F U C K

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Said to myself “position sizing, position schmizing” and YOLOed into 1000x SPY 0dte 274 C at 0.05 when it was at low 270 this morning and spent the rest of the day tryna break even as theta kept me at a loss until the afternoon when I managed to exit my position and actually make a $50 win. Should’ve gone for the 271 or 272 and could’ve probably 3x my money by 1pm

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RFK Jr is in charge........vitamin C CALLs......methylene blue calls....biotech PUTS

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sold BMNR 90 C for next month 👀

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God I hope so my 26 Jan 20$C are in the toilet right now and it's a decent part of my port

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> but as a software engineer the productivity gains are amazing until you spend all the time back verifying/fixing all the hallucinations just for the bot to tell you "oh, you're absolutely right!" each time and if you're not doing that, it's the equivalent of the C-suite boasting about cost savings because they axed their entire cybersecurity division and insurance premium payments, a.k.a. living dangerously and a disaster waiting to happen

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