I’m wearing Dri-Fit everything till Friday

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This Week’s Calendar **Monday, Dec. 15** * Homebuilder confidence index (December) * More Data to Watch: Empire State manufacturing survey (December) * Federal Reserve Officials Speaking: Fed Governor Stephen Miran, New York Fed President John Williams * Key Earnings: Navan (NAVN) **Tuesday, Dec. 16** * U.S. employment report (November) * More Data to Watch: U.S. retail sales (October), Business inventories (September), S&P flash U.S. Purchasing Managers Index (PMI) (December) * Key Earnings: Lennar (LEN) **Wednesday, Dec. 17** * Federal Reserve Officials Speaking: Fed Governor Christopher Waller, New York President John Williams, Atlanta Federal President Raphael Bostic * Key Earnings: Micron Technology (MU), Jabil (JBL), General Mills (GIS) **Thursday, Dec. 18** * Consumer Price Index (November) * More Data to Watch: Initial jobless claims (Week ending Dec. 13), Philadelphia Fed manufacturing survey (December) * Key Earnings: Accenture (ACN), Nike (NKE), Cintas (CTAS), FedEx (FDX), Darden Restaurants (DRI), Birkenstock (BIRK), CarMax (KMX), KB Home (KBH), BlackBerry (BB) **Friday, Dec. 19** * Existing-home sales (November) * More Data to Watch: Consumer sentiment - final (December) * Key Earnings: Paychex (PAYX), Carnival (CCL), Conagra (CAG), Lamb Weston (LW), Winnebago (WGO) [https://finance.yahoo.com/news/nvidia-earnings-delayed-jobs-data-231045323.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/nvidia-earnings-delayed-jobs-data-231045323.html)

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My prediction for tomorrow is that Darden (DRI) will announce a $800b over 3 years plan to place AI kiosks in Olive Garden restaurants. NVidia will underwrite the costs and Palantir will data mine the kiosks. Each company will see a $400b market cap jump, and TSLA will see a $500bn increase. My puts will expire worthless and bulls will tsk tsk me for not having seen this coming.

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