Clearly I am Bob Altman, a totally different person with a not made up name Unless you have $1T you are willing to negotiate with, then send me some DMs

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You should see my DMs. Every sob story ever is in there right now.

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OP here. This was during the deepest depths of the Great Recession in early 2010, this was right after Bear Stearns and Wachovia and Washington Mutual and Lehman failed and Merrill was about to fail and TARP was passed and banks were trading at 3 cents on the dollars and people were making runs on ATMs for cash. No one wanted anything to do with the stock market and everyone's 401k was down 50% plus. It got so bad that starting in January I started telling myself things are prices for the end of capitalism and do I really think western finance is going to collapse. I told myself that if the answer is no then to sack up and start buying SPX because in 5-10 years I'll be up by a lot. But I was young and hadn't saved a lot so I said fuck it and triple leveraged into SPXL. I thought I'd be out in 1-2 years max. Here we are 15 years later. What a life. EDIT - I'll miss the annual $40,000 to $60,000 in dividends I was paid on this position, that was really nice. EDIT 2 - Also, I did not time it correctly at all. I ate shit for months and was down 30% plus on the position through the end of 2010, iirc. It was a stressful time. EDIT 3 - Am getting bombarded with DMs and chat requests with sob stories and findom sales pitches, just post it in here and I'll answer.

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how many DMs do you think she got in 30 seconds?

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I make a shit post, I get 300 upvotes. I make a nuanced KMI DD promising Dragon lore, which I wrote, I get one downvote, a pissed off commenter telling me it's too long, and three guys creeping on my DMs asking me if I am a real magical girl. How can I buy calls for Ritalin/Adderall?

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My DMs are open

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Mods about to blow up your DMs

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