Bullish for mountain dew and domestic violence

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I picture is Barron sitting in his bedroom on his Dell in the White House, with some back door access to the market. He's playing god, deciding our fate as he slams Double Dew and orders room service steak

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You’re going to be selling ass for a bag of sunflower seeds and diet mt dew soon

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And so the silvertards must now return, with heavy hearts and empty pockets, to their dens. There they will drink Mountain Dew, count their bars of physical metal, and assure their mother soon they will be a bajillionaire and vacate the basement.

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