Im from the imner city and went to school in the suburbs for math and bball. Them guys in the burbs showed me mtg and sid meier civilization and i was hooked. I remember having a crazy black deck "i think" that was ridiculous. Hope those fellas are doing good. Great times and i learned a lot from being around them.

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MTG nerds would sell the clothes off their back and live in their car if it meant they could get that next fracture foil Llanowar Elf for their commander deck

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That's just your teenager smoking weed under the deck

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I have a skunk living under my deck which is covered in ice/snow. My house sticks and my nose burns.

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Moving the deck chairs atound the titanic

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Yo, who's on deck after we bomb Iran for no fucking reason? Maybe Cuba?

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