Today is flat. Try not trading for 1 day to see how it feels. Oh sure make your morning trade if you dare but after that don’t let theta cucks win

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Don’t you dare

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NVDA don’t you fucking dare do what you’re about to do

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Fake dump, lets go 695, don't you dare fucking rug us after friday

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How could bad bunny speak Spanish how dare he

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Get some sap if you dare

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Gosh boys. I remember back in the 90’s that fucking Macarena song would come on. Some of the words were completely incomprehensible. We’d just start punching the radio as hard as we could. Kick the TVs. Smash speakers in the road. How dare you let them play words you don’t understand and poison your ears.

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Holy shit this Enya song belongs to Jean Claude Van Damme and Volvo.. how dare they use it for a prostrate cancer commercial

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