Just invest dude, you know go long on good stocks T R A D E R -> R E T A R D

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Wild how we can hardly go a couple weeks without them manufacturing a crisis to remind us how badly we need them or w/e.

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Reeee pre revenue SPACs, they don’t even make any money! *buys gold, silver, PLTR at 800 P/E*

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# Y E S

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How long untill the nuclear hype dies off again, and the included stocks collapse for another decade? Oklo 22b mcap - zero revenue. We’ve seen this show before for nuclear, and there’s zero difference today. Their OPEX is still skyhigh, so is Capex. P/E on some of these stocks is 100-200.

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# F U C K Y E S

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Ahhh the Tesla price target raise scam for the thousandth time ever. Classic. Definitely deserves a P/E over 300.🤣🤡💩

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$TSLA will be at interstellar💫 levels by the end of October. Melon🍉 is playing his 420-dimensional chess♟ and everyone that's bearish🐻 is stuck in their plain old X, Y, and Z cartesian coordinate system. We're about to see the new Giga Edmonton factory🏭 cranking out Cybertrucks faster than a Starship rocket could launch your mom into geosynchronous orbit🚀🚀. ALSO rumor has it battery day 🔋 in November is going to unveil a new plaid edition LiPo powered dildo that charges⚡ in 69 seconds AND comes with FSD (Full Self Dildoing) 🍆 and Cheetah mode. PLUS unlike companies in Gyna...cough cough BYD(eez nuts) 🥜...Easy E-Muskrat knows best how to run a capitalist business (aka cook the books 👨‍🍳📚).

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