Let him cook

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Sigh… do you understand what I am referring to when I say hospitals cook their books? If you don’t how about you have a cold glass of shut the fuck up.

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It's just a big bowl that you can fit more crisps/cereal in right? I don't get the hype either. We have some quite big bowls in the cupboard too. Never once have we had a half time show when we used them. Definitely didn't cook any bad bunnies either.

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I don’t think they do. 🤷🏼‍♂️ but I also work for a hospital. Hospitals cook the books all the time, no one gives a fuck.

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Reuters headline: White House sets lower job growth expectations; Fed grapples with same issues. Delayed job report to cook it, but instead burnt it.

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I think one of the investing subs can cook up a good allocation. I would add gold and also international exposure. Like, replace VOO by VT for example (or keep some voo still). Even dividend etfs might not be a bad idea. Or some cash-like dry powder like tbills for a potential crash, though that might be a bit too speculative and eat into the gains.

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ATH is 130. Let him cook!

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Still confident in these weekly puts. Unless they cook the books, which they might, economic data this week should be rouuuuugh

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let him cook

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Wonder which way they are going to cook the inflation numbers

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