There’s a dip? Where?

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Do ber ever feel cringey when they say shit like “prepare for the wildest day of your life. Spy to 515. VIX to 25. It’s all over baby!” And then we just trade a 25 cent range all day before mooning for nothing in the final 30

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Ring-a-ding-ding fuckos it's time

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1b+ cash and basically 0 debt is a bad balance sheet?

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Lets hope for a volatile day guys wish yall lick

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Why do the apes buy shit companies? Focus on small caps with good balance sheets and growth. You’d do a lot better.

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For a sec I thought I was psychic because I called that ber were fuck last week But then I realized it’s just common sense that ber are fuck and I’m not psychic 

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NVDA do the thing where you run up to earnings and then announce a stock split

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It’s not a penny stock. Bad bot.

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CMCSA should have a larger market cap than DIS imho. CMCSA down 11% ytd, DIS up 14%. gotta converge

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