New York’s hottest club is GOOG.

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Ill jerk off to nigerian prince club later

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First rule of Fight Club...

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Bank calls to ask if opening a new checking went smooth. I know what you’re getting at Carla. Gimme the debit card so I can increase my withdrawal limit at the strip club, lady.

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The final scene of Fight Club is finally happening. Alexa, play where is my mind by the pixies.

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"If you scared to throw it up get the fuck out the club" - Christopher Columbus

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That’s called a gambling addiction, welcome to the club.

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Hi Future Club Member, As we gather to celebrate Thanksgiving, a holiday steeped in gratitude and reflection, I find myself filled with immense appreciation and optimism. It is with great joy that I extend this heartfelt letter to those of you considering joining the CNBC Investing Club. I sincerely hope you'll become a part of our growing community. To welcome you into this community, we are thrilled to extend this special offer for new members. This is an opportunity to join our Club at a special discount so you can kickstart your investing journey on the right foot. From the whole team at the CNBC Investing Club and me, we want to wish you a happy and hearty Thanksgiving holiday! JOIN THE CLUB Jim Cramer -Jim Cramer

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Greedy bastard! Welcome to the club 🤝

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Upvote this if you can bench 225, 2 plate club gang 

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