Where the fuck do you think you are? The billionaires club stock picks? lmao Just post your oracle bags bro, I'll tell you it'll be alright.

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Welcome to SPY 800 Club of 2026

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what do the golf club people know about imaginary numbers

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TOO LATE JEROME POWELL ONLY DROPS RATES 0.25% WHICH IS A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT AND THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA WILL SAY IT IS GREAT BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS IT IS WEAK AND PATHETIC AND WHEN I WAS PRESIDENT WE HAD THE STRONGEST ECONOMY EVER AND WE DID IT WITH MASSIVE CUTS AND MASSIVE SUCCESS AND THE FED FOUGHT ME EVERY STEP OF THE WAY AND THEY WERE WRONG THEN AND THEY ARE WRONG NOW AND CHINA LAUGHS AT US AND EUROPE LAUGHS AT US AND THE MEDIA COVERS FOR POWELL BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL PART OF THE SAME CLUB THAT DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WHO ARE STRUGGLING TO BUY FOOD AND GAS AND HOMES AND IT IS A DISASTER AND I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS AND I WAS RIGHT AND I AM RIGHT AGAIN AND THE PEOPLE KNOW IT AND THE PEOPLE SEE IT AND THE PEOPLE ARE TIRED OF LOSING AND TIRED OF WEAK LEADERSHIP AND TIRED OF WATCHING OUR COUNTRY GET DESTROYED BY BAD DECISIONS AND WE NEED STRONG LEADERSHIP WE NEED AMERICA FIRST WE NEED BIG CUTS NOT TINY LITTLE CUTS THAT DO NOTHING AND IF WE DON’T GET IT WE WILL FALL BEHIND CHINA WE WILL FALL BEHIND EVERYBODY AND IT WILL BE A CATASTROPHE LIKE NEVER BEFORE AND THE MEDIA WILL STILL SAY POWELL IS DOING A GREAT JOB BUT HE IS NOT HE IS FAILING AND HE IS DESTROYING AMERICA AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT!!! YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT -DJT

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The Federal Reserve is a big club and you are not in it. (Set to music)

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Trillion dollar club by 2028.

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omg i'd help but my calc midterm already fried my brain this week..maybe try the finance club discord? they're always simping for bloomberg terminal access.

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Are you also planning on joining the 29 club?

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Calls is not even more obvious?!? I mean btfd has become a meme and every cnbc commercial break has an ad about how the cnbc investing club is buying the dip. But sure, one person buying puts makes it obvious.

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Strip club is closing…everyone is broke!

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