B…E…R…R…F…U…K 👻

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Niiiice. My port is +943% since I started my daily b hole sunning routine.

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Sun your b hole this weekend and start off Monday feeling energized 🍑🌞

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This is the silliest point people make about China. A) it makes 0 difference. B) are you a time traveler from 2001? Because these days it's laughably untrue.

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Remember when you took the B train from Brooklyn into Manhattan you'd see this animated cartoon in the tunnel. That was cool

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Sometime in the year 2084 in an 8th Grade History classroom: "Okay children, now who can tell me which casing message was used to justify civil war? Was it:" A.) Notices bulge OWO What's this? B.) Here fascist! Catch! (Helldivers code) C.) If you read this you are gay LMAO D.) Skibidi Rizz no cap for shizz

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B U Y P S K Y

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B A S E D

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with this inflation dawg in two yrs that $22 wud b 22 milli

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B-b-but it would really confirm my political beliefs if TSLA crashed and burned! Sure, I know nothing about investing and I’m in over my head but Elmo bad!” — retarded TSLA bears

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