Was it this iconic inseperable configuration of the great Roman Circle Jerk that brought about the collapse of an empire? May we never know... But i don't trust the great powers of black rock or black stone or black slab or... whatever great modern century thirsty quants of impossible precision and plausibly deniable greed to continuously stroke each other's green candles forever. I might trust villages and families to work together without end but these under table mashers will inevitably find a vulnerable flaw and filet each other for huge wins. They have to. Falling like shredded leaves into a gutter.... there isn't a future for an alliance like this. Calls and puts are secure for senators but I'll be following right behind to find what we'll replace these ballooned buffoons with. This is either the end of the best lie we've ever been spun or a real replacement of humanity... Who cares. Making money is fun

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mfs not making tendies praying 4 a market crash 😂🤣 bers are fuk

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What stock will go up 30%+ on wednesday that i can buy calls cheaper than a gay dumpster ber anoos plowing?

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I made more than that all time. I think I'm up like $150k. I traded on another brokerage from Mar 2023 to June 2024. The blimp on Robinhood in Jan 2024 is me buying a Bitcoin and selling it a few months later for 20k more.

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Lol there is a special name for that? Thanks man

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Breaking News! My dick grows an extra 2 inches after a capital injection from OpenAI

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I was actually down like 90% but I deposited a lot of money since then

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"Why are reddit bers always so angry and bitter?" (Said in a mocking childish singsong voice) Because fuck you and your fraud market that's why

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Jesus. I usually just goon and buy on feelings but I saw this comment and decided to learn about it. If I’m understanding this correctly, cable is faster than fiber but fiber passes a larger bandwidth and is more accurate. So does this mean that cable can carry a passenger faster like a supercar driving towards an aproxímate address but a bus (fiber) carry more people and arrives at its destination more closely to the address by schedule? So if you’re passing data wouldn’t you want accuracy over speed? Anecdotally, I went from Charter Spectrum cable internet to ATT U-verse fiber. Charter was 100mb and Uverse was 1gb. Charter offers 2gb now but depending on how many subscribers there are in the area it can go up and down in speed and has far more frequent outages so I’ve stuck with fiber.

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