there's a nonzero chance my dog takes over the world too.

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But they are profitable. OpenAI is a giant money furnace.

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Yeah Amazon should have stopped after they sold a couple of books

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... that's a lot of dicks

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Bulls not gonna shit right for a week after tomorrow. "Awkwardly prolapsed" will be the new "6 7".

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Let me put it to you this way; The market sold off $180 billion in market cap on this company for a one-time tax charge of $15 billion. The stock was trending up/sideways prior to this point, and if you take away the charge, they actually beat and raised. I fail to see this thing going any lower, and I actually see this whole thing being a heavy over-reaction to the EPS number and nothing else.

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Can AMZN have a googl moment plz

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Literally how? I feel like a blind man could've earned some money in this market.

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Yup, you're crazy... coming from someone who thinks TSLA is trash and lost a shitload on puts. 

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Wasn't it a non-profit ?

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