**SPY will never** ***stay*** **above $700** because the moment it touches that number, it becomes a financial singularity. Here’s the totally-not-peer-reviewed theory: When SPY hits \~$700, three things happen simultaneously: 1. **The “Nice Round Number Curse” activates** $700 isn’t just a price — it’s a psychological boss level. Pension funds rebalance, algos scream “TAKE PROFITS,” CNBC rolls out the *“Is this the top?”* graphics, and every trader who bought at $420 feels spiritually complete and sells. 2. **Passive investing breaks the simulation** At $700, index funds become so dominant that price discovery collapses. SPY stops reflecting the economy and starts reflecting flows. One bad CPI print or Treasury auction and—boom—air pocket. Gravity reasserts itself. 3. **The Fed blinks… again** SPY at $700 implies either: Either way, the Fed notices, someone says “financial conditions are easing too much,” and markets get bonked with a surprise hawkish sentence buried on page 14 of a speech. * earnings went vertical (lol), or * liquidity is out of control 4. If you want, I can make: * a **bullish counter-theory** just as unhinged * a **timeline prediction** (when it tags $700 and fails) * or a **trader lore version** involving hedge funds, gamma traps, and vibes 5. Just say the word 😈 6. Net result: SPY **may tag $700**, maybe even briefly camp above it… but it won’t *stay* there. It’ll treat $700 the way I treat my gym membership: visits occasionally, never commits.

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Im gonna go to band camp get this flute out of my ass

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Wendy's Reeducation Camp™

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I think it is. This exact day happened right before the 2 giant down days. A ramp n camp prop job

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Wdym he is going to a work camp

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That is a big concern. DHS is messing around with performative immigration enforcement via ICE while foreign adversaries set up camp in the USA heartland.

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