I'm about to withdrawal on my inhereted IRA so I can use margin and specifically, unsettled funds. The tax hit is going to suck. (an extra 10%). Hitting submit is a yolo right, and makes me truly belong here?

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When I was a teenager going through puberty, i jerked off while a skinny dry erase marker was up my anus

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I don’t give a fuck about Ji🅱️🅱️y Kibble

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the dark pool doesn’t mean shit in this case $RR is a $20 stock by year end

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Well, I full ported into TSLA calls this morning for 9/26. Was that retarded? Very. Down 35% and if it doesn’t improve overnight or premarket then I’m in for a terrible day tomorrow. Praying for a miracle, hopefully it can get back up to $430 at least to recover some of the losses.

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iPhone Gemini would kill it, finally an AI thing I would actually care a very small amount about

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Motherf*cker that’s called a JOB 😂

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Imagine posting a 2% gain.

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You are a good person and I respect your approach. It's def an issue. Started during COVID lockdowns when there was literally nothing else to do but drink (major city, heart of downtown, everything closed for essentially years) and it's kinda just continued since. It's a shame, because I know I'm better than it, but habits are comfortable and therefore hard to break. At least being aware of the problem is like 50% of the battle. You're a good person, and I appreciate your commentary

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