I was gonna brag about my 35k I made today and I come here to see this 😭😭😭

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stealth brag

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Then you’ll have something to brag about!

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It’s this. Oracle can brag about contracts and performance obligations while the hyperscalers don’t have to commit any real capex or break ground on anything themselves.

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Not trying to brag I'm buying Klarna with cash up front

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You could brag about it if it’s 100% portfolio diversity.

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Apple paid for licensing rights to chatGPT. I'm not sure how much you want to brag about that as your AI. Meanwhile, Google rolling out highly functional extension packs to help developers work with their AI.

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uh yeah i have connections with the people who work behind the wendy’s dumpster not trying to brag but they don’t need to see my resume

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