Hahaha, well I'm sorry for your loss but this is the perfect opportunity to musically rip you.. enjoy homie Hey, O.B., can you tell me where to find some good meat? I’ve been chewing plant patties for weeks, can’t feel my teeth. Back in 2019, I thought I’d hit the gold, Now my portfolio’s colder than my tofu roll. We were Beyond and me, Dreamin’ of tendies so free. Now it’s Beyond and me, And a chart that’s just a flat line of green. Oh, Beyond and meeee... We believed it was the future of beef. Remember that first earnings call? We thought we’d never fall. Jim Cramer said “BUY!” — man, we bought it all. But now the fridge is full of frozen regret, And every bite tastes like shareholder debt. We thought we’d moon like Tesla, fly like SpaceX, Now I’m just explaining losses to my ex. Still I whisper to my shares before bed, “One day we’ll break even,” I said. Yeah, it’s Beyond and me, And the O.B. crew on Reddit with memes. We’re still holding, see — Even if Wall Street’s ghostin’ our dreams. Beyond and meeee... Still believing in that pea protein dream. So hey, O.B., if you’re out there too, Let’s grill some hope, maybe taste it anew. Stocks fall down, but legends remain — We’re the bagholders who’ll never complain. Beyond and me... Forever stuck in Q3.

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I bought a beyond meal once, only took one bite. That’s all the DD you need, deters you even from the PnD

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homeless people bite

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BYND over 100% short. I’ll bite

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Everyone just forgot about inflation. Shit's gonna bite everyone in the ass again. Prices HAVE NOT come down.

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Rich guy here. I have crackers I could share for a bite beef.

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Bite your tongue good sir!

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🥭 takes a bite of a warm McDouble. Dips a few fries in ketchup. Washes it down with an ice cold fountain Diet Coke. Pulls out phone. 599% tariffs on Chyna. Fuck them 🥷

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Bite it to make sure it's real

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*takes bite of fake meat*. WOW I SHOULD INVEST IN THIS. LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

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