b/c they've ruined thinkorswim

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Takes huge risks going from casino to casino (penny, crypto, options). Gets a family loan because money is down the drain. Sudden heritage! Gambles heritage and loses bc the house always wins. Calls options bs because it’s always someone else’s fault. Says gambling is over. Keeps gambling stocks. I think you found a new home here at WSB. Welcome!

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This post is too smart. Let ppl get upvoted for talking about rubrik without knowing they cover completely different aspects of security. Also let ppl think CrowdStrike is better bc they’re too dumb to set up thresholds and too scared to rely on an automated playbook.

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MacHead who uses Ms Office. Many of us to bc Google and Apple productivity apps suck.

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I actually wrote a big, long comment about how I felt bad for him...but kinda hoped his SPOT calls got hammered bc it was what's best for him so he could walk away. Then I didn't post it. Now he's gonna get sucked back in by the Succubus.

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I'm saying it's more than 380 B, cause they gotta replace those suckers every few years.

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Bros cooked, I bought a share today. Telsa to the moon bc of me

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Habitable as hell bc of the density

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Had a Russian patient today go on a tirade about the Super Bowl half time show and how it’s a disgrace bc he didn’t say even 1 word in English IN AMERICA …. He is Russian and speaks moderately broken English Sometimes you just gotta “😑” and keep it moving * He praised kid rock and his song about being with underage girls as well if anyone’s wondering *

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On a serious note, those files prove pizza gate was real. And no one talks about it. Bc it's a big sick club (Hollywood front and center).

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