I ain’t watching, I got work to do here

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God.... did I fumble this day......fuck

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It's gonna moon, I'm convinced puts are the best bet, so I just reversed myself.

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Don't understand why GLD dumped the way it did on the tariff decision. Shouldn't it have gone higher due to the US government now having to (hopefully) refund tariffs causing them to raise more money through bonds and ~~taxes~~, further destroying their credit rating and the dollar? Am I missing something or just regarded?

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You can always tell exactly when someone discovers options and they think they're a genius. Only to realize they got lucky and gamble it all away. I gained 12k in a day. Then lost 20k Realized I'm fucking retarded and stopped doing option.

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i'm so tired of winning I can't take it anymore. mr president, it's too much winning 😭

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I mean they simply wanted to tax the citizens without raising taxes.. and somehow lunatics still support it

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Tariffs cancelled Market: idk maybe I kind of liked em

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