# F U C K Y E S

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Ahhh the Tesla price target raise scam for the thousandth time ever. Classic. Definitely deserves a P/E over 300.🤣🤡💩

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v e n d o r f i n a n c i n g

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$TSLA will be at interstellar💫 levels by the end of October. Melon🍉 is playing his 420-dimensional chess♟ and everyone that's bearish🐻 is stuck in their plain old X, Y, and Z cartesian coordinate system. We're about to see the new Giga Edmonton factory🏭 cranking out Cybertrucks faster than a Starship rocket could launch your mom into geosynchronous orbit🚀🚀. ALSO rumor has it battery day 🔋 in November is going to unveil a new plaid edition LiPo powered dildo that charges⚡ in 69 seconds AND comes with FSD (Full Self Dildoing) 🍆 and Cheetah mode. PLUS unlike companies in Gyna...cough cough BYD(eez nuts) 🥜...Easy E-Muskrat knows best how to run a capitalist business (aka cook the books 👨‍🍳📚).

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Just checked my portfolio performance E-Trade is pretending Friday never happened 🤣 no dip on my returns graph

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Is forward p/e of 300 or minus 300 better?

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At its average P/E ratio for the past 50 years, 450 would be about right

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Read about this company and its ceo's history. You don't bet against these people. You make money on their hype. If I can classify one ceo as a financial wizard that would be Mr Hock E Tan. With Jensen ranking close behind.

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P R I V A T E 🙈 E Q U I T Y

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