Jfc. Whoever times this short will be a hero.

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Idk, their bnpl growth seems solid plus the google partnership. I’ve been slowing accumulating jan 2026 calls. I feel like they’re close to a breakout back to 80

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We call that consolidation. Zoom out and draw a wedge

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What a knob

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I AM A RAGING $BULL🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂

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I think yesterday GDP \*was\* a shock as Powell said it was actually muted and then it came in hot. But yeh, same. Also on EUR/USD. Owch.

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Did you take it anally? It dispenses its chemicals a lot better rectally rather than orally, due to the higher amount of nerve zones.

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I often find myself spending days away from a charger while backpacking and camping

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Keep thinking it’s going to be a Green Day…

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NBIS Excellent post by Aleabit about why NBIS is a rare high-conviction long term pick for them, making up 30%+ of the portfolio. Price target = $200 in 4 months. Calls info on there too. Must check it out ! https://x.com/aleabitoreddit/status/1969151544320016527?s=46&t=nbULBm8Pqjge7L1cLsfpIQ

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